Preacher says masked reptile as husband tried to have sex with her
She asked the impostor, “Who are you?
A woman in an online TV show claimed that a masked reptile as her husband Derek tried to have sex with her while her real partner was lying right next to her. Quite reasonable statement.
Preacher Sharon Gilbert appeared on the religious The Jim Bakker Show in line, which bills itself as ‘Prophetic End Time News’ – because of course it is.
While we wouldn’t want to take our hat off too many “news” stories that have sprung up from this particular outlet, this great story is certainly worth watching. You can see the full clip here:
As you can see Gilbert claims that one night “another Derek” sat next to her in bed and she immediately suspected it was not her husband. “I asked this creature ‘who are you?’ because he clearly wanted to have sex, ”she explained.
It gets better.
Not only does Gilbert say that the creature kept trying to have sex with her, but apparently he also has “the nerve to pretend to be” Ahasuerus. ” Xerxes“- you know, the Persian king that most people first heard about in that movie 300?
The televangelist goes on to say that Dere – sorry, Xerxes, wanted to invite him to “use [her] free will “and do something that” would draw [her] far from God. “
Perhaps the most alarming thing about this whole thing (beyond people who actually believe it) was that it seemed to suggest that this happened more than once, adding that the last time this possessed lizard man tried to copulate with her, she had an “internal dialogue […] in my mind “like she didn’t tell him to anyone last time.
Finally, the story ends when Gilbert says she reached out, grabbed the creature’s face, and just as she said “you are a liar and Jesus is real” he turned out to be a reptile masked like her husband.
Oh yeah – and she also claims there were “little halfling creatures” with him this time, comparing them to “gargoyles.”
Well, that was a trick, wasn’t it? In fact, even the presenters of this eschatological experience quickly moved on after it was over.